Krapuul goes international

Many people abroad wonder “what is going on with those silly Dutch people and why are they suddenly acting like redneck-nazi-retards?” and yes, those are questions that need to be answered. It is not only the people outside the Netherlands that think the Dutch are morons but also in the Netherlands there are people, such as us, the Krapuul writers and readers, who get more and more amazed everyday. Another thing is that during our struggle of the last four years in which we faced clown-politicians and clown-media, we couldn’t help but notice that even the whitest and most native Dutch Henk and/or Ingrid is hardly capable of READING Dutch, let alone writing it.

One can only imagine how hard it is for non-native Dutch Speakers to truly comprehend and read and write about the clownery that is currently going on in the little but oh oh oh oh so important capital of Denmark, which is called the Netherlands.

It would be also a good exercise for us, the current Krapuul group, to practice different languages while we prepare for fleeing the Netherlands. After all, people have been calling us “country-traitors” (does such a word even exist in English? I guess in the US people would have been calling us “flag burners” (or something) for years now.

Your tipical Dutch person
Your typical Dutch person

From an international perspective, hardly anybody speaks Dutch and everybody speaks English. So what’s the point of talking to people that don’t understand you?

And of course most of all, The Netherlands are a lost cause. If somebody is going to rescue us, it will most definitely not be a Dutch native speaker. Not even somebody with Dutch ancestors.

It is for all above reasons that we have decided to go international. The domain has already been registered and will be used for the same type of news & opinions that has appeared here in the last four years, only this time it is going to be in English. It will contain exclusive stories in the English language, but also translations of Dutch articles which we have published.

For the entire world to see and to laugh and joke about. Maybe they can even learn from it and not repeat the kind of horror that we have over here.

And it is not unthinkable that we have people right here in the Netherlands that would like to blog for us, just not in Dutch.

Another option is that people from other countries would like to share their wisdom with us, and give us useful tips about how we can survive in this freakshow which is called “The Netherlands”.

And now the main question:


We are looking for people who would like to blog about bigotry, Dutch and/or European society, fascism, nazism, racism, corrupt politics in the Netherlands or Europe, police brutality, companies that are destroying civilians, hate, sick and corrupt media UND SO WEITER (a bit Deutsch) you probably (hopefully) know the drill. Hell we even like recipes coz we like food.



This is for people who want to help us here in the Titanic. Not for people who want to make a living from people in despair.

Mail: if you are interested

31 gedachten over “Krapuul goes international”

  1. Maar goed, alle gekheid op een stokje.

    “…and will be used for the same type of news & opinions that has appeared here in the last four years, only this time it is going to be in English. It will contain exclusive stories in the English language, but also translations of Dutch articles which we have published.”

    Dat, klinkt zekers goed en lijkt mij zekers een prima aanvulling op het .nl domein.

    Ik ben geen schrijver/ blogger en heb weinig tijd, maar ben evt. wel bereid om te kijken of ik ergens een gaatje kan maken om het e.e.a. te vertalen. Indien nodig/ gewenst, uiteraard. Dat laatste betwijfel ik, aangezien er meerdere personen reeds actief voor krapuul bezig zijn en (voor zover ik kan inschatten) zich prima weten te redden met het ‘Engrish’.

    En nee, geen koffie of thee nodig.

    Ik zie dat ‘which’ inmiddels is aangepast. 😛

  2. Ik sluit me van harte bij Marc aan. Ik denk dat het erg belangrijk is dat de vele mensen van buitenlandse komaf en voor wie het Nederlands niet de moedertaal is, weten dat er ook nog fatsoenlijke, heel veel fatsoenlijke Nederlanders zijn die hen zien als een verrijking voor dit land en niet als een ‘dijdoorbraak’ (of dergelijke vunzige terminologie erop nahouden als het om mensen van elders gaat).
    Dus graag! En de kop koffie maak ik zelf wel of anders mijn vrouw als ik een stuk tik.

  3. Good luck, consistency, however, will decide the successful future of such a project. And mind copyrights if Krapuul goes international.

  4. Ey Jan Bennink, did you already find the courage and decency to apologize on behalf of yourself and that gang of racist assholes of yours called POWNed to that poor Russian shopkeeper who was harassed by one of your thugs?

  5. Contribuciones en castellán ou en français également seront les bienvenues…

  6. @Le Roi,

    Ce qu’il me reste à vous dire, ne dure qu’une cigarette et le temps d’un dernier verre.

  7. Gute Idee.
    Vor allem Krapuul auf english könnte die Leute, die vorhaben in den Niederlanden an zu siedeln, warnen vor dem hiesigen Wahnsinn.
    Seit Jahren bemühe ich mich schon, den Mythos vom toleranten Holland zu brechen. Es stimmt einfach nicht. Die Holländer sind im günstigsten Fall gleichgültig, im schlimmsten Fall fanatisch rechts. Ich wünschte mir manches Mal, dass ich bloß auf die Artikel von Krapuul hinweisen könnte, aber die Meisten im deutscsprachigen Raum sind des Niederländischen nicht mächtig.

  8. Hey, Jan Bennink, hast Du schon den Mut und Anstand gefunden, im Namen deines Selbes und deiner Bande rassistische Arschlöcher, beim armen russischen Ladenbetreiber, wegen der Belästigung durch einen deiner Werbrecher, um Entschuldigung zu beten?
    (Pfff, wat een zin …)

  9. ‘sind des Niederländischen nicht mächtig’. Moet zijn ‘beherschen die Niederländische Sprache nicht’.

  10. It seems to me a good initiative, both to enlighten our international friends about the dire level of our public discourse often at the expense of fellow Dutchmen and also to prepare your good self for a forward flight away from this madhouse by means of some foreign language practice. But, I wonder, are you really going to abandon your civilising mission for the whitest and most native Dutch Henks & Ingrid’s, not to mention the hysterical judeo-Christian freaks who see a gas chamber around every corner, or the racists who are no racists because they only make funny racists comments, or the royalists who jump around like monkeys in their orange outfits on any silly occasion? Who is going to safe these people from their stupidity and bigotry?

    Practically, is the domain already operational? Can we access the .com version through the .nl site? Or will the .nl site cease to exist? How does it work?

  11. There will be 2 krapuuls, 1 com and 1 nl.

    The nl will be what it is now and the com will be quite similar, only it will be in English. Some articles will appear on both sites, most of the articles wont. That mostly depends how many people will assist with translations.

    If we get no new support from new people the com site will probably have a lot less updates in the beginning.

  12. OK Cornelis, was niet als kritiek bedoeld, ik zag het als verduitsing van ‘de taal niet machtig zijn’. Maar je toont aan dat Duits en Nederlands niet zover van elkaar liggen. Toch geef ik de voorkeur aan ‘beherschen’.

  13. Noted, K’tJ. Just another move of server before K can make its entry on the world scene. Each time you guys are moving to a new server I am near to heart failure, thinking that finally the axe has fallen and that you have been extinguished by Big Brother. And again you rise from the ashes and come back with a .com version of your site. What a relief.

  14. For security reasons I can’t give a lot of information about this move but this new hosting solution can handle DDOS attacks a lot better and has lots of extra security added and the webserver is optimized for our publishing system. So it will be faster, more secure, and more expensive than ever. And it is totally managed so we Krapulists can blog while other people manage the IT. If all goes well we will be moving this week.

    Our last server move decision was based on Fingerspitzengefühl within 10 minutes because we HAD to move. This one isn’t.

  15. Wat kan ik voor je doen? What can I do for you?
    Ask for money donations with PayPal. Dat kan. That I can.
    That’s about all I can do.
    Your project is badly needed.
    I wish it well.
    Veel succes!

  16. No we don’t need money. We need someone that can post something everyday. When we have such a person the other writers from the original krapuul can join in. And then we would have a blog with several international updates per day.

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