Politieke pornoklassieker du jour: You Suck!

Rioolrechts ( je weet wel: die van ‘daar moet een piemel in!‘) wond zich de afgelopen week flink op over tieners die seksuele toespelingen maakten. Want schandalig, morele verloedering, Ondergang Van Het Avondland en ‘waarom demonstreren ze niet tegen de islamisering!!!‘. Uiteraard meende de bekende fascistische haathoaxer Wierd Duk (de Telegrof) ook een duit in het zakje te moeten doen:

Daarom even deze cursus pussy licking van Consolidated en de Yeastie Girlz. En nee: je krijgt er geen kanker van. Have fun!

I know you’re really proud,’ cause you think you’re well hung
But I think it’s time you learn how to use your tongue
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair
But you’re afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair
If you’re lying there expecting me to suck your dick
You’re going to have to give me more than just a token lick
Well, you may not like it but you better learn how
‘Cause it’s your turn now

Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down, baby
You suck, lick it hard and move your tongue around

If you’re worried about babies, you can lower your risk
By giving me that special cunnilingus kiss
It’s on your face that I’m gonna sit
You can wiggle, you can jiggle your tongue on my clit
Don’t worry about making me have an orgasm
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm
I can tell it’s making you scared just thinking of it
But you better learn to love it

Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down, baby
You suck, lick it hard and move your tongue around
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down, baby
You suck, lick it hard and move your tongue around

When you hear safe sex, snicker under your breath
We got to take cover, we’re flirting with death
AIDS is our problem, we’ve got to talk
Break out your dental dam and your Latex sock
I’m your Latex lover wrapped like a gift
Got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit
Dinners on, get busy with my booty
Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity

I know you’re sad, luscious pussy with a cover
I’m aching, too, we can’t taste each other
There’s no slacking off with an unprotected stroke
This ain’t no joke

Sisters, sisters you’ve got the power, use it

{You brought a condom, right?
Huh?
I’m unprotected
Ain’t you on the pill?}

{Oh, that was great and everything, but you know
I think it’s your turn to go down on me
I’m tired, I’m tired
What do you mean your tired?
Come on baby, come on
No, no, that’s awful, that taste terrible
You asshole, you shit}

Well, I know you think it’s a real drag
To suck my cunt when I’m on the rag
Quit making up stories, yeah give me a break
‘Cause I really don’t believe that you got a headache
You tell me it’s gross to suck my yeast infection
How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection?
Your wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies
Get your face between my thighs

Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down, baby
You suck, lick it hard and move your tongue around
Now, you suck, suck it hard, go down, baby
You suck, lick it hard and move your tongue around
Now, you suck